Title: Happy Birthday Giles!
Summery: This is kinda of silly and weird..But then, if you read my stories. Giles tells the gang a *big* secret...And it's his birthday....
Rating 12??? Maybe 15...Be careful, please! There is a naked British man in this fic!
Distribution: To Strange Brew...It would surprise me a lot if Andrea wants this weird story of mine...To anyone else, please ask...I won't say no...
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss Whedon, Fox and the WB network.
Feedback: Yes, please. No flames...Please hit the reply button...It will not hurt you....
Note: This story is to my friend and fellow writer...Savage...You rock, girl! And I don't understand why you like my weird stories...For yours are so much better! Heck, they are awesome...So keep typing! I can't promise that this story will be any good..Also, I wish to thank all my sweet and dear friends out there..You mean a lot to me...Have a wonderful day...Oh, and a *big* belated happy birthday, to ASH, who had his B-day on Feb. 20. What can I say, I am a slow writer!<g>
Savage's challenge for ASH/Giles B-day....
> Ok, gotta have...
> 1.Giles with Black sunglasses On
> 2.Any pairing
> 3.Any rating, though the naughtier the better *cough* Wench!
> 4.Giles stripping for his love (whom ever you pair him with)
> One to many shots of whatever alcohol that makes him strip and...
> 5.They scooby's walking in and finding the pair naked on the couch!
> Ok, happy ficcing guys.
A little later....
Giles was surrounded by opened gifts...And his dear, sweet friends...
Buffy had given him two shirts, since a couple of his had died in battling demons. And a cute handmade mug that said "I'm A Watcher, ask me how." The mug at one time had been full of chocolate. When he saw the gang eyeing it, he asked if they would like some. The minute he had said that...The chocolate was gone in a flash. Giles didn't mind.
Xander had given him some books. Two of them were titles Giles had said he was looking for and would like to have. And another book he was given was titled..."I Maybe Old, But I Can Still Get It Up!" So when Giles glared at Xander, he swore it was Anya's idea.
Anya had also gotten him a small green plant with a card that said.."Water keeps plants happy. And raises makes employees REALLY happy."
And then there was Willow's gifts... A pair of black sunglasses. Willow explained how she had taken his broken pair of glasses to the eye shop. And while there thought he needed some black sunglasses...Then she had borrowed, without asking of course, some of his albums to put on cassette type. So he could listen to them in his car, whenever he wanted.
Giles was deeply touched by what she did....What they all did.
"Okay, we gave Giles his presents and we ate the cake. Now what do we do?" Anya asked looking a little bored.
"We could play a game." Buffy suggested.
"Yeah! A game sounds fun."
"I'm sorry, I don't have any board games."
"Who said they had to be board games?"
"We haven't played 'Anywhere But Here' in a long time...Or...'Truth Or Dare'. " Willow added with excitement.
"I-I don't think I--"
"Come on, Giles! It will be fun!"
"Okay." Giles said with a sigh.
"I say we go with 'Truth Or Dare'." Xander said laughing.
"Who wants to go first?"
Xander quickly waves...
"Truth Or Dare."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes..Wait!..No...Um..Yes...Yeah, I will go with Dare."
"Oooo...Okay, I dare you to tell your buddies that you love...SPIKE!"
"WHAT! EEEeeew! XANDER! No..Something else, please."
"It's that or you *tell* Spike."
Buffy glared at Xander....
Xander was sure that if looks could kill he'd already be six feet underground...Pushing up the daisies.
Giles tried to hide a smile. For the venom in her voice told her true feelings on the matter. The gang shared smiles and some laughter.
"Your turn, Buffy." Willow told her friend with a twinkle in her eyes.
The look in Buffy's eyes said she wanted revenge...And she wanted it now!
"Y-yes, Buff, my dear, sweet, wonderful friend."
"Truth Or Dare."
Buffy smiled like a cat that ate a canary.
"What exactly did you do in Oxnard...At the Ladies Night Club?"
"No power on this earth will make me tell ya."
"This is TRUTH or Dare, Xander, you *have* to tell."
"Um, I say we should play 'Anywhere But Here."
"I-I stripped. Okay. I danced and took my clothes off in front of a screaming mob of women. The...The first time I did it, I accidently lost my briefs."
All the girls started to giggle.
"It's not funny!"
Hearing this just had the girls falling apart with laughter.
When Buffy could finally breath..."The first time?"
"I stripped more then once, okay!"
Anya hit Xander's arm...
"You never told me you stripped in front of people! Why haven't you ever stripped for me?"
"I-I believe...It's Willow's turn."
"Um..Giles..Truth or Dare?"
"Truth, of course."
"How did you get the nickname of Ripper?"
The gang leaned forward. Ready to learn something they had been wondering for years.
"I-I-I...Um...It's kind of embarrassing really."
"What?" Willow asked in a quiet whisper.
"Hey, G-man, we will still respect you."
"Um...Well, that was part of my stage name...I-In my younger days...I had done the same thing as Xander...Except I would rip them...I was real good at it...Made a lot of money."
The gang sat in stunned silence...Their eyes were wide with surprise and wonder.
"Really? You? A male stripper?" Xander asked in disbelief.
"Yes...Now...Let's never speak of it again."
"I understand your pain." Xander gave him a quick hug.
Giles noticed that Willow was staring at him with a silly smile on her face...A far away look upon her face...Was that passion in her eyes? No, it couldn't be.
"I bet you were good...But you would be a millionaire if you went on stage now, and stripped."
Buffy and Xander stared aghast at Willow...
When she realized that she had spoken out loud she blushed.
Giles gave her a smile that spoke volumes. She sweetly answered it. With some regret Giles broke eye contact with Willow. He looked over at Anya.
Giles thought about it for a second or two. He had to find a safe topic for Anya. One that didn't have her talk about the men she had destroyed back in her demon days...And one that didn't have her talking about sex.
"Um...What do you do when you have a doubt about something?"
Hopefully, this was a safe topic.
"When in doubt, get naked, and have lots of wild sex. That's what I do when I have a doubt about something." Anya answered with a serious look upon her face.
Obviously, no topic was safe.
"Anya!" Everyone said at the same time.
"What!?! It's true!"
Much, much later...
Giles sat back with a silly smile across his face. And took another big drink of scotch.
His friends had left...And Giles was left thinking how blessed he was...
It was worth telling them his deep dark secret to see their stunned and disbelief filled faces. Though Willow didn't look surprised...She had a very different look upon her face. That look had made Giles long to reach over and kiss her senseless...He could just picture how shocked everyone would have been if he had done that.
He took another drink...To find his glass empty. Giles quickly refilled it.
It had been a fun, relaxing night with the gang. No evil to fight...Just everyone together..Sharing laughs...Telling jokes...Telling stories of the past....
Giles took another sip of his drink. He was getting drunk. He didn't know why really...Maybe, it was because he was so used to drinking on his birthday...Or because he wished one certain female had stayed...He wished he had the courage to tell her of his love.
The door slowly opened behind him...Giles turned and looked at the woman of his dreams.
"Yes, Willow? D-Did you forget something?"
"Yeah, I forgot to give you the rest of your present."
"I have another present?...Willow...You didn't have too."
"No..." Willow came up closer to him..."No, I have too. I want too. You see, the...the other present is...Me. I-If you want me."
Willow slid off her coat to reveal a forest green teddy. Giles was sure that he had died and gone to heaven or he was dreaming...And if he was, he could just stay asleep.
She looked away disappointed.
"You don't want me, do you?"
Giles reached out and cupped her cheek.
"I do..I will always want you..Love you."
Willow's green eyes filled with overwhelming joy.
"You love me? Really?"
He leaned over and touched her lips with his...Then, he leaned back and looked deeply into her eyes.
"How could I not?"
"I love you, too...Rupert. I-I am not wearing much...But you are...What are we going to do about that?"
Giles gave her a Ripper smile...
"Um...Not sure, love."
"Maybe, sometime, you can show me why your stage name was Ripper."
"Here. Sit here..And close your eyes."
Willow looked at him in surprise.
She heard him moving around. In a few minutes she heard 70's rock music. She had to smile. Willow wanted to peck, so badly.
"Okay, you can open them."
Willow did. Giles was standing in his living room wearing his black sunglasses that she had given him...She happily watched the man she loved strip for her...Man, was he SEXY. His hips were swaying in provocative motions. Willow licked her suddenly dry lips. Those hips sure knew how to rotate.
Giles ripped off his shirt...Sending buttons flying..Along with the ruined fabric...His chest was very yummy!
Giles danced closer to his love. She quickly stood and danced along with him. Willow, joyfully, touched his body. Later, she helped him with his zipper...He lovingly teased her with his seductive moves...Soon he was naked..Beautifully, wonderfully naked..Willow slid off Giles' glasses...
"Rupert...Next time, I will strip for you...But for now, kiss me, I beg of you."
"My sweet love, you never have to beg me to kiss you."
Giles, then, lowered his lips onto hers for a sweet erotic kiss...Full of passion and love.
Giles leaned her down onto the couch behind them...
As the kiss deepened, the couple clung tightly to each other. A few seconds later Willow's teddy went flying through the air.
Giles made love to her as if Willow were his whole world. He used his hands and lips to tease her as she had never been teased and tormented before in her life. Willow happily abandoned herself to the incredible, wonderful experience. The pleasure of being in Giles' arms was an awesome feeling...So incredible that the pleasure of it was ripping though her like waves.
THE NEXT MORNING...
"Giles didn't show up at the magic shop. He always opens. Not showing up is very unlike him." Buffy said worrying.
"And I called Willow and didn't get an answer."
"Maybe they are both together having sex."
"Anya, please...They wouldn't..The possibilities of those two getting together and having sex is as likely of me stripping in front of my friends."
"Really, Xander? That might be something to see....Might be worth Willow and Giles getting together."
Xander glared at Buffy.
At that moment, Xander opened Giles' apartment door. The gang walked in...And stopped dead in their tracks.
"OH, MY GOD!!!"
"I'm I seeing what I am seeing?"
"They are naked! Xander...Willow and Giles are naked...On the couch! NAKED!!!"
"Great power of observation you have, Buff."
"I told you those two were together having sex. But do you ever listen to me? Heck! I remember telling you that Willow and Giles would end up together! I have seen a lot of relationships...So I can spot true love a mile away...If you would start listening to me, you wouldn't end up so surprised!"
Willow and Giles woke up...Both sleepy eyed and their hair was messed up...
"Guys can you come back later. Rupert and I are planning on being very busy today."
"RIGHT!!!" Xander, Buffy and Anya made a quick exit.
A YEAR LATER...
"Congrations, Giles. You both deserve to be happy."
"Thank you, Buffy. Your words mean the world to me."
Buffy gave him a smile...
"You know, I have never been a bride's maid before."
"You make a beautiful bride's maid."
"Thanks...Willow is the most beautiful bride I have ever seen."
Willow came up and placed her hands around Giles' waist and looked up for some smooches..Which Giles' happily gave her. After a passionate and beautiful kiss...Willow told him...
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
"Geez, will you two hurry up with the mushy stuff. You two are married now. Enough smooches...For now anyway...Right now, it's time for the entertainment to start!" Buffy told them as she walked over to the stereo.
"OH!!!" Willow let go of Giles and grabbed her camera from the table.
Loud music blasted into the room. Giles looked on in bewilderment...
Buffy also had her camera. Anya came up to Giles. She looked over to the girls..
"Remember! No touching! He's mine!"
"Right!" Both girls agreed laughing...
"OH, DEAR GOD!" Giles suddenly shouted.
He watched Xander start to rotate his hips to the music... And slowly slide his dress jacket off...
"Xander! Stop that!" Giles exclaimed in horror.
"Willow!" He exclaimed in even more horror as he watched his wife snap pictures of Xander.
"Don't worry. He's leaving his tiger striped briefs on and his socks. I'm the only one taking *those* off."
Giles started to laugh...He looked over to Anya...
"You know, Willow and you guys will always make life interesting for me."
With that said, Giles smiled...
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